for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
(via lesmiserablephantom)
Shameless Sherlockery
And Never Forget to be Awesome
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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I mean I tend to carry my babies a tad more gently but
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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I’ve reblogged this before & will continue to do so… FOREVER!
(Source: poisonouschicken, via mor-iarty)
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
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This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…
looking for Alaska
Looks like this country is full of…
Paper Towns
get the fuck out of here you clever little shits
(via luminousrogue)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
NO.
HERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzYEN1lS2Q
Tears as in eyes. Glad we’ve got that sorted.
(Source: lon-gnome, via luminousrogue)
John Green, time for another google autofill Swindon Town episode.
(via luminousrogue)
Just made this meme: Polite John Harrison
As long as he’s not chopping tomatoes.
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i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
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“I was happy as an only child, but I’ve always wanted to be part of a bigger family. I would love to have children. Everyone wants to know when I’m going to settle down and who is going to be Mrs Cumberbatch. I can’t wait to do an interview and just talk about my child.” - Benedict Cumberbatch on whether or not he would like children of his own
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